Ekiti Governor Fayose Appoints Special Assistant for “Stomach Infrastructure”

Newly elected governor of Ekiti State, Ayo Fayose, is kicking off his term in office by fulfilling one of his promises: The appointment of a Special Assistant on “Stomach Infrastructure.”

In case you are unfamiliar with the term, here’s a brief overview:

FG & Boko Haram Reportedly agree to Cease-Fire & Negotiate Release of Chibok Girls

Boko Haram and the Nigerian government have reportedly agreed to a cease-fire and are negotiating for the release of the over 200 abducted Chibok girls.

According to Voice of America, Danladi Ahmadu, who is reportedly Boko Haram’s “Secretary General,” told them about the alleged cease-fire agreement.

Thounsand Prophets & Clerics to Conduct Spiritual Cleansing on Ekiti Government House

After preparing for his impending inauguration with a grand photo shoot, Ekiti State governor-elect, Ayo Fayose is set to do some spiritual preparations.

As he is inaugurated into office today, 1,000 prophets, pastors and muslim clerics will be conducting a spiritual cleansing of the Ekiti government house, Vanguard reports.

“APC Presidential Aspirants are Serial Losers” – Doyin Okupe

The Presidency on Wednesday in Abuja enjoined supporters of President Goodluck Jonathan not to worry about the declaration by opposition figures to contest the 2015 presidential election.

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Public Affairs, Doyin Okupe, who was speaking in an interview with State House correspondents, described the opposition aspirants as serial losers.

Okupe described an online media report which claimed that Jonathan was scheming to illegally extend his tenure as untrue, saying that the opposition aspirants had been rejected by Nigerians in the past.

Cossy Orjiakor shares photos from her birthday party last night

Friends gathered at her Playgirl Mansion last night to celebrate with her as she turned a year older. I ask again how she manages to do that without her nipples showing.